7."I Wasn't on the Bed," Says the Guilty German Shepherd

Classic "if I didn't see it happen, it didn't happen" dog logic. The German Shepherd's fast getaway plan and tried nonchalance aptly show how dogs, despite their intelligence in many spheres, have not fully perfected the art of deception. Though an ineffectual one, the instantaneous roll-off move along with the innocent expression is a textbook example of canine damage control.
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